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FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Chloe Price
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Tabletop Gaming is totally a thing people wanna do in a fantasy world (right?????)
WHEN: After people are feeling better and shiz
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Some swearing but other than that, she cool this time

How do you -- Am I doing this right? Is it recording or whatever it's supposed to be doing?

Oh - cool - uh - Hear ye, hear ye or whatever people around here say to get people's attention en masse. A lot of you don't know me, like most of you, actually, but - my name's Chloe and I've got two questions for the lot of you.

First - does anyone know the place I could get some clay? Or, like, maybe some small stones would work too if I had something I could sand them down nice and smooth with. Preferably for cheap, because - y'know - not made of money here or anything.

Secondly, and more importantly I guess, there's this. Thing. I do back home. They're called Tabletop Role Playing Games and they're kinda cool. I had fun with them, anyway. A lot of fun. It's probably pretty pointless around here because you guys practically live the plots I used to play out with people, but --

Fuck, okay, the point of the game was that a group of people all make up characters for themselves using different races and classes, all of which came with varying degrees of points in certain areas like charisma, strength, intelligence, et cetera - and you chose like. Imaginary weapons and gear and then you went on adventures, led by your Game Master, who would help to guide you through the ... whatever land you were in, I guess. Along the way you'd battle these monsters - kinda like the shit I saw when I came through the rift thing? Less cool in person, by the way - and you would gather experience points and make your character stronger as you went.

The point is, it's fun, and I was thinking --

I mean, if anyone wants to play with me - maybe - I could... Make that a thing. I can make all the stuff we'd need to get a good game going, it won't take me too long. A week or so, probably.

So if you're interested, let me know. It'd be ... nice. To have something from home in this place.

... Whatever. Peace.

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[ You come back here with those inappropriate jokes, sir, she's HEARD THEM ALL. ]

Yeah! I could bring you a character sheet so you could start like... setting up your stats and stuff. I can walk you through it. And, uh, then you think of like. Backstory and whatever you want. And I'm pretty sure you guys could come up with awesome adventure ideas that I've never even dreamed of.

[NOPE. He's the gingerbread joke man, can't catch him. At least, not until he gets to know her a little better.]

I'd like that. As a fair warning, it might take some explaining. But backstory should be rather easy.

[ The despair. ]

I've got a feeling it's gonna take a lot of explaining for everyone, so no worries on that. I'm prepared for this challenge. I think.