I doubt any surgeon would have the first idea of where to start.

[It maybe sounds a bit snippy, but he's getting so frustrated right now, ugh, he can't stand it! Though it's not directed at her, so much, as at the world at large.]

Hm. [He pauses while he does some very flexible bending and stretching to reach another itchy spot.] No, I've made no changes. Everything is the same as I've ever done it. [Maybe it was a huge mistake to brush the cobwebs off the bed]