abjuring (
galvanising) wrote in
therookery2018-01-14 11:04 pm
how low can you go
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Nell, Kostos
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Just because FMK isn't canon doesn't mean we can't make other terrible choices.
WHEN: Nowish. Late on some evening.
NOTES: Sex talk likely. Bad lyric references inevitable.
SENDER: Nell, Kostos
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Just because FMK isn't canon doesn't mean we can't make other terrible choices.
WHEN: Nowish. Late on some evening.
NOTES: Sex talk likely. Bad lyric references inevitable.
Inquisition, how high or low would you say your standards are? Be truthful, none of us here have any interest in judgment, we're just curious. For the sake of comparison. Where do you draw the line, when deciding whether to take someone to bed? Or do you draw a line at all? We promise not to think less of you if you don't.
[ Whoever is with Nell—and you get only one guess who it is—makes a humming noise that's the vocal equivalent of a welllll, maybe facial expression. It is followed by the soft thwapping sound of the back of a chiding hand meeting an arm. ]
To prove we're not here to laugh at you, Kostos will go first.
[ Rotely: ] No one clingy, no one overly coy, no one who tastes like vomit. [ He pauses, because he doesn't actually want to start fights or political debates at the moment, but, as ever, saying what he's thinking without apology wins out. ] No Templars.
[ Nell again, notably not laughing. Somehow. ] There, see? We've no legs to stand on here to judge you, so you may as well answer. Compare notes! Perhaps you'll discover standards you didn't know you had, as I just did.

auto correct made this “bruh hellfoul” and it seemed fitting
( She’s being helpful )
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( like, the answer's different if she's sticking around in the morning. )
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No one without a sense of humor. No one promised to another. No one who'll murder me in my sleep.
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Nobody young enough to be my apprentice or old enough to be my father. Nobody shorter than I am unless he's got a truly impressive beard to compensate. Nobody female, but that's nothing against you.
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I don't think I've ever slept with a Templar or a mage, though not particularly by design—
( wait )
No, nevermind, there was one mage.
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[ this is perhaps more of a question than a declaration. ]
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[ sure, kid. nell considers making fun, of course she does, but it's such an earnest answer. she's not a total monster. ]
That's the question, is what do you require. Do you want it to always mean something?
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private;
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It's a wonder some days we get any work done around here.
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But I think someone can confirm this is no longer the case.
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