Alistair (
byblow) wrote in
therookery2017-10-31 09:06 pm
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crystal.
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Warden housekeeping
WHEN: Now
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Warden housekeeping
WHEN: Now
Hello, Inquisition. This is Alistair.
Since there are so many new faces around, I need to let you all know that are Wardens here. We're relatively safe to be around, none of us are bound to any demons, the griffons are ours but we're sharing, and if you have any complaints about the noise, how much food we eat, or our hygiene, you can swallow them, because we're busy.
Any serious complaints, though, you can bring to me. Or to Nathaniel Howe. Whichever of us you think is less handsome. I'm keeping a tally.
And if you're traveling anywhere darkspawn like to hang about, let us know. We can send someone with you. If you slip us some coin, we might even make them bathe first.
[ By them, he means himself. He's the dirtiest. ]

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[He's on a roll today.]
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Wonderful, now mine will be paranoid for some time.
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Private
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Clearly, Hawke good looks that pass through the bloodline - win.
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[Genuinely curious, but also couldn't help himself.]
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[ Thanks, team. ]
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Also ask people really nicely for supplies because we have no income and the order is pretty much run on bloody donations.
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And sometimes, we just set Kaisa on them. She's the fierce one.
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sorry everybody
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Please see Bethany Hawke-Darton to purchase or donate ...after all, we need to buy soap to force Alistair to take a bath.