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Alistair ([personal profile] byblow) wrote in [community profile] therookery2017-08-30 09:57 am

crystal.

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: All y'all
WHAT: Innocent and totally random question
WHEN: Now
NOTES: Threadjacking is cool, kiss kiss.


What's a reasonable amount of time to stay angry with someone?

[ There is a fairly obvious difference between Alistair's I have a serious question voice and I am trying to cause trouble voice, for those who know him, but in this case his tone falls somewhere between the two. ]

Obviously it depends on what they've done to make you angry, so let's talk about the full range. How long can I stay angry with someone for borrowing my sword without permission before I'm unreasonable?

Or what if they left everyone I cared about to die?

Just for discussion's sake.
wardeneructate: (Listens good)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Probably for the best. Worn that one for so long it'd be a shame to go without it.
wardeneructate: (Gasp!  Boobs!)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Comes with the worst drinking habit in Thedas and a gut that can digest iron.
wardeneructate: (Shit eating grin)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I want it carved to look like a man stick then. Then I can smack people with it and get extra satisfaction with it.

[Are you sure this is a good idea anymore, Alistair?]
wardeneructate: (Scruffy)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
A meat rod. An iron rod of thrusting. A length of pleasure to fill a pulsing flower.

[You probably shouldn't have questioned what he said, Alistair.]
wardeneructate: (Listens good)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know that on a stick that's just going to look like what I asked for, right?

You ever seen a hard tip before? Got that crack in there to let that good stuff spill out.

[Do you regret everything yet? Do you?]
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[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
People keep asking me that. Can't say I've got an answer yet.

Might be that sticks look like the things they rhyme with though.
wardeneructate: (Didn't do it)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-08-31 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure they do look like them.

[That's not what he's talking about and you know it, Oghren.]
wardeneructate: (Shit eating grin)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-09-02 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He opens his mouth to be angry.

Then he stops.

And suddenly he feels like A GENIUS.]


Nice to see you realize you're a dick.
wardeneructate: (There's a thought...)

[personal profile] wardeneructate 2017-09-05 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Course we do. I could have told you that.