crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: All y'all
WHAT: Innocent and totally random question
WHEN: Now
NOTES: Threadjacking is cool, kiss kiss.

What's a reasonable amount of time to stay angry with someone?

[ There is a fairly obvious difference between Alistair's I have a serious question voice and I am trying to cause trouble voice, for those who know him, but in this case his tone falls somewhere between the two. ]

Obviously it depends on what they've done to make you angry, so let's talk about the full range. How long can I stay angry with someone for borrowing my sword without permission before I'm unreasonable?

Or what if they left everyone I cared about to die?

Just for discussion's sake.

Comments

[byblow]

Wow, thanks. But I hate titles. You can keep it.

[wardeneructate]

Probably for the best. Worn that one for so long it'd be a shame to go without it.

[byblow]

Does it come with a crown or fancy stick?

[wardeneructate]

Comes with the worst drinking habit in Thedas and a gut that can digest iron.

[byblow]

It should also come with a fancy stick. I'll make you one.

[wardeneructate]

I want it carved to look like a man stick then. Then I can smack people with it and get extra satisfaction with it.

[Are you sure this is a good idea anymore, Alistair?]

[byblow]

A... man stick?

[ Not sure, no. ]

[wardeneructate]

A meat rod. An iron rod of thrusting. A length of pleasure to fill a pulsing flower.

[You probably shouldn't have questioned what he said, Alistair.]

[byblow]

... No. No, it's going to be a stick with the top carved to look like a nug's ass.

[wardeneructate]

You know that on a stick that's just going to look like what I asked for, right?

You ever seen a hard tip before? Got that crack in there to let that good stuff spill out.

[Do you regret everything yet? Do you?]

[byblow]

[ He sighs. ]

Why are you like this?

[wardeneructate]

People keep asking me that. Can't say I've got an answer yet.

Might be that sticks look like the things they rhyme with though.

[byblow]

No, I don't think that's it.

[wardeneructate]

Pretty sure they do look like them.

[That's not what he's talking about and you know it, Oghren.]

[byblow]

By that logic so does anything else that's taller than it's wide.

So I suppose dwarves are safe.

[wardeneructate]

[He opens his mouth to be angry.

Then he stops.

And suddenly he feels like A GENIUS.]

Nice to see you realize you're a dick.

[byblow]

[ SIGH.

But also: ]

Everyone knows that.

[wardeneructate]

Course we do. I could have told you that.