crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: All y'all
WHAT: Innocent and totally random question
WHEN: Now
NOTES: Threadjacking is cool, kiss kiss.

What's a reasonable amount of time to stay angry with someone?

[ There is a fairly obvious difference between Alistair's I have a serious question voice and I am trying to cause trouble voice, for those who know him, but in this case his tone falls somewhere between the two. ]

Obviously it depends on what they've done to make you angry, so let's talk about the full range. How long can I stay angry with someone for borrowing my sword without permission before I'm unreasonable?

Or what if they left everyone I cared about to die?

Just for discussion's sake.

Comments

[unbrokenoath]

Are you really sure you want to kill me? It won't bring the sword back.

And, like. It'd make Puppy sad, so there's that.

[ Emotionals are hard, thinly veiled allegories laced with jokes are the way to go. ]

[byblow]

I'd take the sword off your body and adopt Puppy as my own.

[unbrokenoath]

He'd eat your barking rat.

[ She hems and haws for a few moments, wondering if she should try to do something more productive than shooting the shit with him. ]

Let me know if you want to like--train together, mock spar, or whatever. I'll even bring your sword I borrowed and you can try to unborrow it.

[byblow]

That might be—wait, did you really take my sword?

[unbrokenoath]

What? No. I don't even use one-handed swords.

[ Size matters etc etc. ]

So, you're not really going to kill me and steal my dog, right?

[byblow]

Probably not.

[unbrokenoath]

Alistairrrrrrrrr.

[ Cue obnoxious whining. ]