Crystals | OTA

[aforethought]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Melys
RECIPIENT: Everyone!
WHAT: IC Would-you-rather
WHEN: Now-ish
WHERE: ~Everywhere~
NOTES: Threadjack like mad, please.

[ without preamble, ]

So here’s what: You make up two choices. Maybe they’re both shit, or maybe they’re both alright, but you say them — then you gotta say which one you’d pick, if you had to.

And maybe why. And then everyone else’s gotta answer too. Like this, 

Would you rather not be able t'lie, or only be able to? 

— And no one gives a damn for who you’re fucking or who fucked you over, so don’t go dragging that mess in here or I’ll puke on your shoes.

Comments

[faithlikeaseed]

Well, I mean--most of them could verify your veracity next they saw you, ser.

[paladingus]

Present company excepted, though, so we're back where we started.

[faithlikeaseed]

Someone or other around here will certainly hear you and be able to tell me if you're exaggerating or not.

serviceable. ser-vice-able. do you get it. do you guys get it.

[aforethought]

Clearly's exaggerating, if he won't even tell no one on it.

/groan -- but also true

[faithlikeaseed]

You've got a point, but I don't want to make any rash assumptions without full information.

You'll have to go look at him and report back.

[really he's only doing this for the sake of humor

and not any other reasons

nope]

get out

[paladingus]

I'm being modest. It's piety. I have a perfectly fine face, my hand to the Maker.

What's yours look like then, dog lady? [He has no idea who Melys is, but he'll never pass up an excuse to latch onto a Fereldan accent and make fun.]

[aforethought]

[ whoa whoa WHOA whoa whoa

what was that? what was the signal to mess with a chantry boy? with a sudden (false) aggression, ]

You calling me a bitch, now?