Crystals | OTA

[aforethought]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Melys
RECIPIENT: Everyone!
WHAT: IC Would-you-rather
WHEN: Now-ish
WHERE: ~Everywhere~
NOTES: Threadjack like mad, please.

[ without preamble, ]

So here’s what: You make up two choices. Maybe they’re both shit, or maybe they’re both alright, but you say them — then you gotta say which one you’d pick, if you had to.

And maybe why. And then everyone else’s gotta answer too. Like this, 

Would you rather not be able t'lie, or only be able to? 

— And no one gives a damn for who you’re fucking or who fucked you over, so don’t go dragging that mess in here or I’ll puke on your shoes.

Comments

[faithlikeaseed]

All right, hold up, what about foods that are both? Where do those fall for the purposes of this question?

[lionheartedman]

Since the point is to choose one thing over another, I believe the question must be about sweet or salty foods, excluding anything that is both sweet and salty.

More's the pity.

[faithlikeaseed]

[Forlorn sigh.]

Right, right.

I'd give up sweet, in that case.

[lionheartedman]

Apparently so would I, for the sake of the Inquisition as a whole.

[ Beat. ]

I probably would, regardless. Sweet can be too sweet after a while.

[aforethought]

Only eat salt, you'd die right quick. 'S like drinking the ocean.

[ but.........eating it ]

[faithlikeaseed]

You only eat sweet foods and eventually you can't move when the dragon-sized nug shows up to take its due.