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[limier]

FORM: Posted around various Inquisition spaces
SENDER: Wren
RECIPIENT: You!
WHAT: Puppies
WHEN: Now-ish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Log option in comments. Old!dog is already bonded, but if you'd like to IC-ly acquire a mabari (or normal dog) in this, just link me to your AC reward & we'll make it work. ❤

UNBONDED MABARI AVAILABLE:

FEMALE, 8 YEARS, LIMITED TRAINING

EXPERIENCE WITH DOGS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED

INTRODUCTIONS AT STABLES - ASK FOR COUPE

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[limier]

I do not intend to keep it.

[ but there's definitely a giant grouchy dog in the room, quite possibly sleeping on yngvi's bed, ]

A few days, at the most. [ it's definitely going to be longer than that ] It was a friend's.

tacked on because numero uno good boy

[inagutterson]

Floor traps removed, unfair on mystery dog in new place.

Will update on nugtroductions.

tosses him a milkbone

[limier]

[ "when did you add floor traps" and other questions to worry over at a later date. at least it's a good reason to stay sober. ]

A gentleman. Thank you — if it gives them any trouble, I will move it to the office.

Check the third drawer of my desk when you've time.

[ remember that boneflayer-inspired romance? here's a refresher in the flesh. ink. whatever. ]

this is why he fought korrin for you

[inagutterson]

[Look he has a few modified bear traps near his bed. Can't be too careful about who might come knocking when one half of the roomie population is away and the other half isn't totally up to paying attention to things.]

Let the record show my honour that I was given full permission to go rummaging through Ser Coupe's drawers.

[Wren. Wren you will be privy to the dramatic giggling re-readings as he corpses the whole time with his best Avvar and Orlesian accents.]

[limier]

[ sssssigh ]

Are you pitching an Inquisition sequel?

[ she’ll do any necessary ferelden voices ]

[inagutterson]

Depends if I can steal some of my lady's tall elf's robes to get myself in the right mood for it.

[If you hear screaming, you know to look away and start drinking.]

[limier]

Why steal when one might borrow? I am certain Mssr Thranduil is not so uncharitable as to require you his permission first.

[ this counts as aiding and abetting probably but on the other hand who'd believe it ]

[inagutterson]

I'm not asking him for things and I can do it and not have him know. Ever. Big house, small me. Borrowing isn't fun.

[Carta, Wren, Carta. Borrowing is what you say when you get caught. If you can't kick them in the knees and run like the void itself is trying to eat you.]

[limier]

Neither is him never knowing.

[ can he even reach thranduil's knees?? ]

[inagutterson]

Oh he'll know after he'll just have to prove it.

[This is why he has Jimothy. This is literally the entire reason he has Jimothy.]

[limier]

Best that he does not. I have lately exhausted my bail reserves.

[ reward her faith in your sneakiness bro, because she's broke AF after cade ]

[inagutterson]

I am a handsome, charming, well-connected dwarf.

[If it all goes wrong, you know what he'll do.

He will absolutely roll to seduce the guard.]

[limier]

[ ok but she's picturing, ]

It is not your charm that I doubt. I've had word of his charms -- they are considerably less connected.

[ rolling to seduce thranduil is what they're talking about right because that dick is broke ]