A Little Out Of Her Depth Here

[thecookery]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Avery
RECIPIENT: everybody!
WHAT: A little information gathering for the near future
WHEN: current
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: None for the moment!

Right, so... [Ugh, she almost forgot how much she dislikes using these things. Keep it short and... well, "sweet" is a bit of a stretch.] Here's a question for all you other saps who got the boot from the mountain to head up northways soon.

What are some of your favorite meals?

Comments

[thecookery]

[Yes, all part of her secret seduction plot of course!]

Sometimes a minute to sit and tell someone else what to do for once is worth a bit of coin.

[--wait, did I say "seduction?" I meant irritation. Some people need a little insight into what it is she has to do here every day to keep this army fed.]

[aventuriere]

[ Yes irritation/humilitation sounds more like it, though good luck, she is medieval french teflon. ]

There are some people who would pay you to be told what to do for a change. Or so I hear.

[thecookery]

[If she manages not to burn the place down, it can probably still go down in the books as a win though, right?]

I imagine most of them aren't really my type.

[aventuriere]

I could not say. But that is what the coin is for in any event, no?

[thecookery]

Gold don't suddenly make someone my type neither. Follow?

[aventuriere]

I believe the idea is that the gold makes up for the fact that they are not your type, but I can see that this is not a line of work that would interest you. And besides, I am sure a baker of your talents is well-compensated, even by the ungrateful palates of the Inquisition.

[thecookery]

[She's trying real hard not to interpret this as "it's a good thing you have a useful skill, so you don't have to be a prostitute" and get angry.]

Well enough.

[aventuriere]

[ That's not Freddie's intention, but it's definitely a fair interpretation of what she's said, now that you mention it. Ah, the joys of being rich and successful enough not to have to worry about tact. ]

I am pleased to hear it. A fine chef is an artist, and I am a dedicated supporter of the arts. When shall this tart-making bargain of ours be executed?

[thecookery]

["Joy" is debatable.]

How soon do you want your pay?