collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[fleurdesel]

Out of some misplaced ideal of civility.

[byblow]

Uh-huh. All right. Next time I use this thing I'll ask everyone who answers if they'd really like to talk to me or if they feel obligated for some reason.

[ He really will. ]

[fleurdesel]

You are- I do not have words for how irksome you are, Stable boy.

[byblow]

No? To me it's always seemed like you a lot.