collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[obi_wanmanshow]

I don't know what you're insinuating, but they always attacked me first, I'll have you know.

[byblow]

I'm insinuating that playing with your food isn't the same as flirting with it, so guard your heart, dear ser. [ Very sage, very wise, aren't you glad he's helping. ] And then maybe guard it a little less with people who give you presents instead.

[obi_wanmanshow]

...Wh... Well, I'll just. Keep that in mind. Shall I?

["Ridiculous". That's a good descriptor for this conversation a-yup.]

And to think, here I am, offering my own life up to help you and your friend, and this is the thanks I get.

[byblow]

I'd just hate for him to walk away from this believing that if someone tries to kill him--repeatedly--it's because they fancy him. That could turn out very poorly for him.

[obi_wanmanshow]

I'm sure you know better than I what your friend might take away from such a story.

[He's not rising to that bait. Obi-Wan's led an unusual life, but he isn't going to even pretend he's doling out advice when describing the deadly silliness of it all.]

Though, to be fair, you did ask for the least charming way I'd ever been approached. Was that right?

[byblow]

That is right. But you still call it an approach. [ He clicks his tongue as if dismayed and concerned. ] You don't hear me saying that the least charming way I've ever been flirted with was when a hurlock tried to take my head off.

[obi_wanmanshow]

Well, it's hardly anyone's fault that you don't come up to a hurlock's standards of beauty. But I'm sure you'll find someone, particularly with all the advice you're brokering.