collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[ichaer]

[ A scoff. ] Don't put yourself down. Most of them have shitty footwork and spent too much time preening to be even halfway decent duelists.

I didn't have much of a choice aside from learning how to fight myself after I left Denerim. When I became a Warden... it sort of just sealed the deal though I'd avoid going down that road.

[thecookery]

[There's a joke she could be making about whether that road is a deep one. Instead she just gives quiet grunt of acknowledgement, then falls silent for a little while.]

My mum's husband taught me to throw a punch proper. And how to not when I shouldn't. Pretty sure both have saved my life a few times over.