collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

[ A very named person makes a noise like he would like to laugh but isn't sure he's allowed—so a laugh, more or less, but a nervous and quiet and short one. ]

That's—ah. I'll write that one down.

What if we aren't in a forest?

[glandival]

It is a figurative forest.

[ Be brave, Alistair. Her white-fanged grin unseen over audio-only crystals invites you. ]

But that is only the most charming I have witnessed. The most charming I have been is to touch gently the face of a handsome man and ask: est-ce que cette place est prise?

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... That doesn't sound like it would work at all.

[glandival]

[ A bark of laughter goes here when that silence breaks. ]

It depends on how freely the ale flows, yes? But I would not recommend trying it if I were you.