collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

Not literal jackasses, I hope. Or do you have werejackasses? Wereasses?

[eviscerates]

Only wolves. Being a jackass extends to all species.

[byblow]

What if you had a jackass—the rude sort—who was also a werejackass, the hoofed sort? That seems like it would warrant a special name.

[eviscerates]

I was thinking "Alistair" might be a good name, actually.

[byblow]

Ouch. [ But his quiet laugh is a real laugh, not wounded at all. ] Ouch. Though you know—I set that one up so well for you, I'm not sure you should get credit.