collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[unsullies]

Is 'your friend' too shy to ask on his own?

[ hello, what is flirting when you're pushed into an arranged marriage with a warlord ]

[byblow]

He doesn't know he needs to ask.

[unsullies]

Ah. [ If he doesn't know, then does he need to ask?

She frowns. 'Good puns'... ]

You're the man who enjoys so many jokes. Nathaniel, isn't it? Or Anders?

[ she isn't smiling and he couldn't see it if she was but did she make a joke herself we may never know ]

[byblow]

Eugh— [ squeezed in after Nathaniel, how dare she confuse them. ] No. No. I'm Alistair.

Anders does like jokes, though. And Nathaniel likes... something, probably. Surely.

Did you hear about the army that fought a battle in an herb garden? Now they're all seasoned veterans.

[unsullies]

That was it. [ c: ] Friends of yours, I take it?

[ Though maybe not, based on his reaction... ]

You remind me of a mummer I saw once in Braavos.