collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[ombranera]

Do you mean wearing makeup, or putting makeup on someone else?

[ichaer]

Both.

[ombranera]

I'll believe it either way, honestly.

[ichaer]

It all worked out for the better in the end since he had help and didn't have to walk that tightrope with terrible eyeliner at least.

[ombranera]

I had wondered who had gotten to him first. IT could have been better but- he isn't terribly cooperative.

[ichaer]

I told him he looked like they stuffed a raccoon into a frilly dress which might just have been offensive to raccoons, honestly.

It doesn't help he can't sit still to save his bloody life.

[ombranera]

He can when it is important, actually. He saves it for life and death situations. Everything else is grounds for fidgeting.

[ichaer]

It could have easily been a life and death situation! I mean could you imagine him with an eyepatch? I don't have nearly enough pirate puns for that sort of development.