collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[stabsbooks]

Of course it is! And - people talk to him all the time!

...What are you implying?

[byblow]

He sounds too good to be real.

[stabsbooks]

[ She smiles, but it's sad, and the sadness comes through in her quiet tone. ]

...Once I thought so, too.



But he is as real as you or I. You may count on that.