collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[stabsbooks]

Whatever we did or did not do is our own business, and no one else's.

[ then why are you kissing and telling, Cassandra ]

This story was not meant for you, in any case. Who is this?

[unbrokenoath]

Hey, you're the one who's spilling details about their love life on here, not me.

Anyway! Warden Kaisa Daesun, at your service.

Although it sounds like you're getting plenty of, ah. Service without me.

[stabsbooks]

Ugh.

There is no need to be crude.