collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[circleprodigy]

I thought that was the amusing part, that they would have to stay put while you punned at them. But very well, I'll find it in my heart to forgive you. Somehow.

[ichaer]

Forgive me? You called my vegetable and fruit puns terrible though! Remember, I'm crying here.

[circleprodigy]

Because they are! That doesn't mean they didn't make me laugh.

[ichaer]

You can't see me but I'm frowning very sadly right now.

... Like Garahel having to take a bath sad.

[circleprodigy]

Which was your doing, most recently. I've never heard so much mournful sighing the night afterward. Between you two, I'll be crushed under the weight of all that guilt tripping.