collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[blessedmaiden]

I had an influent male of my world trying to... seduce me for years, so it's not like I've ever had other people flirting with me but I can tell the least charming way to flirt with a woman is to spy on her. Even if it's to make sure she's safe.

Me, flirting... well... [It was waaay back then as soon as she returned in the human world, it involved her leaving a dead deer in front of someone's house, who knew people of the surface had really complicated courtship rituals? It took her so long to adapt (again) to them.] I suppose a romantic homemade dinner can always work?

[byblow]

No... spying... [ Like he's copying it down. ] Got it.

[blessedmaiden]

... are you... taking notes? [She's not sure but considering how slow his reply was...] That's adorable.

Also, puns. Make sure she's into them before attempting to woo her with those, some people just don't like them. [ And Rydia's attempts to make some... EH-let's just say she's terrible at it.]