collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[justice_is_blond]

You're...

[He trails off as if trying to get Alistair to finish the sentence, and then clues in.]

Oh, yes. I forget sometimes some people can use their names to get laid. I could use mine to get stabbed.

[byblow]

[ There's a long pause, then some very quiet, very brief spluttery tittering at the joke he is not actually making out loud.

Stabbed. ]

[justice_is_blond]

[A beat, and then he gets it.]

I wish I could use it for that sort of stabbing. My cave would have been the most popular place in Thedas.

[byblow]

The deep, deep roads.

[justice_is_blond]

Hello there, I'm Anders. Would you like to take a stab at exploring my deep, deep roads?

[He snickers.]

I don't think that would be effective in the ways I'd like.