collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

Cade.

[onlyhymns]

[He answers in a whisper, as though that will ensure nobody hears him. Over the public sending crystal.]

Why did you do this, why do you always do this

[byblow]

I haven't done anything.

[onlyhymns]

You--
...

[Oh right, this is still public.]

...shut up.

[byblow]

I can't.