collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[ombranera]

Which friend? Not I, certainly, not Leliana or Morrigan nor any of your very fine warden friends.

[byblow]

I have other friends.

[ Look at him, not even protesting having Morrigan called his friend. ]

[ombranera]

I suppose you do-

Is this for Beleth? Are you trying to help Beleth be charming?

[byblow]

Beleth doesn't need help. She's very charming.

[arlathvhen]

Thank you, Alistair.

[ombranera]

She can be, true. I didn't think her your sort, though.

[byblow]

This has nothing to do with me.

[ombranera]

Are we so sure?

[byblow]

Yes, we are.

[ombranera]

As you like, why are we helping this friend, mm? How badly do they need this advice?

[byblow]

Not very. Not really. I'm being proactive.

[ombranera]

Proving a point that does not need proving. Suddenly this is all quite familiar.

[byblow]

I'm gathering information.

[arlathvhen]

...What is that supposed to mean.

[ :< !!!!!! ]

[ombranera]

Exactly what I said. That I do not think you to be his sort.

[arlathvhen]

[ She's very careful to keep her voice decidedly neutral. ]

Whyever not?

[ombranera]

You are not like the other women I have known him to be attracted to. [ Is it possible for a shrug to be audible? It is. ] That is all.