collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

Maker, fine. Break my heart that way.

[failedfirst]

Mythal'enaste, why is no one straightforward? I do not know if you are teasing me or being genuine. I assume teasing, I do not like being teased, I received enough of that as a child.

You asked this question about flirting because you are attempting to win someone over? Tell them that. Do not play games.

[byblow]

I told you, I'm asking for someone else.

[failedfirst]

Fenedhis lasa. That is another indirect game I have seen played far too often.

[unbrokenoath]

I'm asking for myself. I don't have friends.

[byblow]

I mean it!