collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[gatheringstorm]

The least charming were grossly racist and let's just say the offending parties probably won't be reproducing.

Does showing off your badassery in front of someone count? Because I've done that. Doing it while wearing something that flatters your body doesn't hurt, either. That's what antaam-saars are for, honestly. 'Adequate protection', my ass.

I may have also offered an insanely beautiful and charming but tiny woman a ride on my shoulders when we had to pass through gross mirelands. She was very grateful and in turn made me the weak-kneed one when she made me the most sumptuous dinner before I had to leave for a mission. I don't think we ever got to dessert.

[byblow]

Wearing revealing clothing and carrying people on his shoulders. Got it.

[ When Cade walks through Skyhold in a rope bikini with a dwarf in his shoulders, it will be Korrin's fault. ]

You didn't waste that dessert, did you? If that happens again, set dessert outside your room and send me a message to come get it.

[gatheringstorm]

[Korrin would gladly take credit and get Zevran to sketch it all.]

If you don't mind potentially hearing what's on the other side of that room, sure. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Is your friend a good dancer? That's always a way in, if they can pull it off.

[foxsays]

What sort of desserts do you like? We did get through the wine, I remember that part but she was off to such a cold place, I had to give her a memory to keep her warm, no?

[Hi Alistair.]