collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[byblow]

The Maker.

[justice_is_blond]

There are comments I could make here but I'm refraining and I hope you appreciate my restraint.

[byblow]

I'll appreciate your restraint when you stop getting sap all over everything.

[justice_is_blond]

There wasn't anything sappy about stopping and falling backward, not being caught by the archer who wasn't even slightly interested in me. At that time.

[No comment on the hair thing.]

[byblow]

I can hear it. I can hear you smiling and oozing sap.

[justice_is_blond]

It's hardly my fault Nate makes me sound like that. You're getting after the wrong person here.