collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[failedfirst]

Most of Oghren's comments were more direct than that. And no, Jonas did not behave in such a way.

[justice_is_blond]

So possibly me, but as we'd no scribe, we can't be sure.

[failedfirst]

Yes, it could have been the shrub you were standing next to on the hill where my people were slaughtered and buried.

[justice_is_blond]

Or it could have been me simply rambling because a woman with a large army of trees had been trying to kill us, rather than me attempting to be charming.

[failedfirst]

I assumed you're always attempting to be charming. Even when you're rambling.

[justice_is_blond]

Sometimes my mouth is just moving. Like when I talk with Templars. Charm is wasted on them. And Chantry brothers and sisters. And people whose names start with Fen.

[failedfirst]

You should work on that.

[justice_is_blond]

I don't know. I think it's helped me survive thus far. You didn't kill me, after all.

[failedfirst]

Technically I did try.

[justice_is_blond]

To be fair I was also trying to kill you at the time. It wasn't the most amiable meeting.

[failedfirst]

I wonder what it says about me, that some I consider my closest friends are people that once tried to kill me, and I tried to kill.

[justice_is_blond]

That you have a forgiving and merciful nature.

Or maybe that we're just that... charming.