please stop burning the meat

[metaari]

FORM: Written message posted for everyone to see.
SENDER: Metaari
RECIPIENT: Everyone who reads it
WHAT: People are burning meat and it's a travesty.
WHEN: Around... now... ish. [waves hands]
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: nah

To the members of the Inquisition -
It has come to my attention that there are some among us whose cooking skills extend only to "put the meat on the fire until it's burnt".
This is a shame.
Join me this week's end for an evening of drinking, eating and, perhaps most importantly, cooking lessons.
Just because we live in a camp doesn't mean we have to eat like it.
-Metaari