S'called a bait and switch, because children are fuckin' stupid. Especially when you say you're going to go get big fat crabs if you slather yourself up good. I'm short but I've got bloody longer legs than a child. A dwarf child that is.

[Even elf kids are bigger than Yngvi.]

Feed me and I'll tell you some. [That's all you need to do, you don't even need to get him drunk you just need to throw food in and around his face.]