Now I'm just thinking about Nevarra because secret dances are naked dances but you're talking about dead stuff so it's just...weird

[What a letter he's going to write back to the others about the strange people he's met. Even meeting rifters and the Orlesians remain the strangest ones of all.]

Your lady friend. On this thing. Thought you went to university you cheeky dipper. [You don't even know what that is.] You take her out to the Wounded Coast, probably doesn't smell as much like corpse juice as it did a few years back but you might get lucky and a few Tal-Vashoth will be roaming around. Got word from one of my uncles, said folk are worshipping some of the statues what came to life.

[Ah, Kirkwall, never change. Of course his uncles are trying to exploit the shit out of that. What's the Orlesian for that?]