Isn't that what university is? I've read books.

[Books you read with one hand if you know what he means.]

No, I mean elf-trees, the ones they have in the alienages; there's a new one in Halamshiral now and it is weird. Not just because they haven't pissed on it but maybe it's related, I'm waiting to hear back from my boss and her second on it.

[Now please, let him clutch his pearls. (They are totally not stolen what slander.)]

You've never been? You haven't lived if you haven't been. Puts hair on your chest, and you're Orlesian, you need some of that.