justice_is_blond: (A dark joy)
Anders ([personal profile] justice_is_blond) wrote in [community profile] therookery 2016-09-18 03:18 am (UTC)

[Anders snickers.]

An Anders man walks into a bar in the Free Marches and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Fereldan joke. In a stern voice, the man next to him informs him that the bartender is a Fereldan mercenary, known for taking out seventeen bandits at once, that the man in the corner is a Fereldan Templar, known for facing off against many demons, and that he himself is a Fereldan infantry man with a short temper. He asks the Anders if he really feels like telling the joke.

The Anders man considers before shaking his head and saying no, he'd rather not have to explain it three times.

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