You haven't met some of Asher's flings. Like that one what wrote the books. I can only imagine that's why he kept Mal around though.

[Mal 'the plan is gonna go tits up' Reynolds.

But anyway, Gwenaelle? She is like royalty. Better than royalty. You are a gross doglord that now smells of fish and dog. He knows. He knows that Ostwick smell. Ostwick is a miserable fishy place. Of fish people. We've all watched LPs of Call of Cthulhu Sam. Fishmen of Innsmouth are the Fishfolk of Ostwick. These are facts.]

Wouldn't you like to know what goes on between interesting people like me and her.