A very heartfelt suggestion

[arlathvhen]

FORM: Written message posted on the board
SENDER: Beleth, but she didn't put her name down. People who know her well enough to recognize her handwriting can probably figure it out.
RECIPIENT: Everyone in Skyhold
WHAT: A friendly request to not harass the halla, in the tone of a beleaguered retail worker.
WHEN: Put up on the board in the middle of the month, probably will be kept up there for a while.
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: humans are gross

[ The letter, hanging from the message board, has this to say:

'Due to several incidents that have occurred, this is a reminder for everyone that the halla currently with the Inquisition should not be approached unless you are accompanied by one of the Dalish. Furthermore, you are generally discouraged from attempting to poke, prod, ride, shave, and otherwise aggravate the halla.

This letter is not due to any ill will against any members of the Inquisition, this is simply the nature of the halla, and the Dalish will not be held responsible for any bitten fingers, broken limbs, and miscellaneous gorings that occur to those who disregard the advice given here.

Thank you for your time and support.' ]

Comments

[easternseaqueen]

I can verify it's not Zev's.

[degenere]

Thank you. I was living in such suspense.

And now fear. To whom does this organ belong?

[easternseaqueen]

You know, that's an excellent question. I think we can narrow it down to someone who's probably human, though.

I suppose there's really only one way to find out.

[degenere]

Yes.

By waiting. And if you are content to wait for a large, angry, monstrous, slightly deformed, detached and bodyless penis to find you, that is your business. I will be leaving.

[easternseaqueen]

Well, you must admit, it would make for an amazing story to share over drinks.

[degenere]

I must admit nothing of the sort.

[easternseaqueen]

Such a pity. What fun is that?

[degenere]

The fun of not having to describe a near death by drowning in ejaculate?