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[arachnophobe]

FORM: Sending crystal.
SENDER: Alejandro Borges
RECIPIENT: erryone
WHAT: Smithy lectures, y'anno.
WHEN: Before any Western Approach shit happens.
WHERE: Skyhold. I feel Skyheld.
NOTES: Alejandro's language, the usual.

So cool shit, I'm sure most of you are going to a desert real fuckin' soon. It's gonna be great, you're gonna get a lot of sun, the pasty Orlesians will get sunburnt, and you're all gonna do some stupid shit probably.

No offense meant. We all do stupid shit. If we weren't the Inquisition, everyone would just call us -- I dunno, the Fuck-Arounders. We fuck around. Whatever.

Anyway.

The point is, some pro-tips on armor shit in the desert: you get hot. Shocking, I know. This will extra suck for those of you in leather and plating, so that's like, most of you. If you're wearing leather and you think to yourself I'm gonna dump water on myself so I'll feel cooler. That's fucking stupid, leather shrinks, don't do that.

Wear loose, light clothing when you can. Wear white. Don't go charging in shirtless unless you're Qunari, I guess.

Just fuckin' throwin' that out there.

Hey, Korrin. For the record, I got some shit for you. Stop by the Undercroft when you can.