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[aberratic]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Ness Tavane (aberratic, on behalf of The Forgotten (Julius, Bastien, Clarisse, Viktor (and Isaac)))
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Player plot info! Basically: As far as everyone in the Gallows is concerned, the people Ness is talking about just straight up do not exist and never have.

[ the voice that comes over the crystal is a soft, somewhat frazzled soprano. other voices can be heard arguing behind her, but only the tones of frustration and suspicion are audible; the content of the discussion is indistinct. ]

Good afternoon, Riftwatch, this is Quartermaster Ennaris Tavane. We—that is, myself, the Seneschal, Griffon Keeper La Rue, and Messeres Bastien and Viktor, we are being barred from use of the ferry to re-enter the Gallows. Is there anyone available to vouch for us, please? We're all very tired from our return journey and have quite a lot of work to get back to.

Comments

[extortionate]

They did a good job packing your guts back in. Shame about the face.

[bouchonne]

Truly, it is. I used to be the ugliest man in all of Orlais, until that sword strategically shaved off all the bad bits to make me devilishly handsome. Now I have nothing to make me famous.

[extortionate]

Hell, figure that's what happened to them? Got the Quartermaster bit sliced off?

[bouchonne]

I think they've been possessed by something from the Fade. Taken over by the Spirit of Quartermasterdom.

[extortionate]

I'm not carrying anyone this time.

[bouchonne]

Is that your greatest worry? Being asked to carry someone?

[extortionate]

Throw my hip out again, and half Kirkwall's gonna mourn.

[bouchonne]

Half of Kirkwall? My dear fellow. How are you not chafing?

[extortionate]

Anything for the cause.

[bouchonne]

You truly put the offensive in charm offensive.