Crystal

[sprent]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Gela Baynrac
RECIPIENT: Absolutely everybody.
NOTES: Now for something completely different

(Just to switch things over and away from all these (albeit, important) thoughts of death—)

What is something lovely that has happened to you lately?

Or at least something very interesting?

Comments

[extortionate]

This everybody pitching in? Gurn's — right, take a big pig. Cover it in spikes. Hard to butcher, that's the price.

[armd]

In spikes?

(Doubt.)

Does it taste better than pigs without spikes?

[extortionate]

Eh. You're on a caravan long enough, anything tastes good.

[armd]

Yeah. Eugh, one time, back at home, one of our squads got caught out in enemy territory and trapped where they were for most of a week. All they could find to eat was dog food.

(Gross...)

[extortionate]

[ begs the question: ]

What're you feeding that dog of yours, anyhow?

[armd]

My enemies.

[extortionate]

Give us all a warning when you run out.