crystal & medical questionnaire.

[portalling]

FORM: Sending crystal + blank questionnaire available at the infirmary
SENDER: Stephen Strange
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: The form is below! Submit your character’s response as a reply to that sub-thread, and this will also be linked from the Riftwatch orientation & infirmary wiki pages for posterity, so you can edit/submit a new one if details change. Your character does not have to take this super seriously. Strange might just come nag if they don’t.

What with the new faces recently, I’ve been working on the medical curriculum and refreshing the infirmary’s recordkeeping. It’s high time to establish some better-kept patient files.

To that end, we’ve provided a written questionnaire at the infirmary — thank you to Amsel for her neat penmanship — and I’d appreciate it if you could fill out a form for yourself and drop it off. The records will only be referenced by healers in the course of their duties, and otherwise locked away; your personal details will remain private. Having as much information as possible will only help the healers take care of you properly.

If you don’t read Trade or otherwise require assistance filling out the form, say as such and we can have someone sit with you. Any other questions, let me know.

— but also, fill it out.

Comments

[bouchonne]

[ The best way to deal with Rifter Shit is pretend you didn't hear it. ]

In the abstract, sure? What, I am not permitted to be revolted by the absolutely tasteless staging of Le Rat Rouge that was put on a few years ago in which the titular Rat Red was reimagined as a disgruntled Orlesian noble who sided with the uncouth and simple Fereldan peasants, merely because I refused to see it?

[portalling]

[ It takes him a moment to sort through how to receive Byerly’s own tone; in the end, Strange decides it’s funny. With some bitten-back humour and, dryly: ]

Fair enough. I see no problem with this whatsoever.

That said, if you did see Le Rat Rouge, you could be armed with every last piece of context to lambast it properly. Write the most scathing theatrical review in the papers.

[bouchonne]

[ A theatrical pause, and then he admits - ]

I actually did see it. But I stand by my argument.

[portalling]

Are you always like this?

[ A beat, elaborating, blunt but not actually trying to be insulting: ] Contrary, for the sake of being contrary.

[bouchonne]

[ Unoffended: ]

Of course not. I can be quite obliging - but generally only towards people I detest.

[portalling]

Ha. Duly noted. I’ll try to cultivate some perpetual amiable disagreement —

What is your favourite theatrical work, then?