ᴅax (
scuzzy) wrote in
therookery2016-05-01 11:01 pm
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FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Dax
RECIPIENT: Anyone listening
WHAT: SCIENCE
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Skyhold/Wherever
NOTES: Threadjacking is cool.
SENDER: Dax
RECIPIENT: Anyone listening
WHAT: SCIENCE
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Skyhold/Wherever
NOTES: Threadjacking is cool.
Good morning. [ It's not morning. ] I'm trying to settle a bet. [ That part might be true. ] I need everyone to rate mages on a scale of one to ten.
[ Do you want to know why? Do you want to know what exactly they're being rated on—intelligence, utility, attractiveness? Do you want to know whether one is good and ten is bad or one is bad and ten is good? Do you want to know who he is or who allowed him to have a sending crystal?
Too bad. ]
And don't come in here telling me about how they're individuals and some are good and some are bad and some are whatever and you can't possibly give one number to all of them. That's not the bet. One to ten.
[ A pause. ]
And then do dwarves.

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Are you asking about mages in general or you want us to rate each one separately?
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Dwarves: 5.
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Not Here.
Not Here.
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Dwarves, also seven.
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[ That's a really of incredulous disdain, though it's kind of hard to communicate disdain in an accent straight out of Lowtown Kirkwall—but still. Like really, you're wearing that? Really? Sevens? ]
Do Templars and Qunari.
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[ She's hilarious. ]
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[ ... And he's like a foot shorter than her, they've already established this, but hey. ]
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Dwarves. Hmmm. I guess I'll say 9 just for the beards and chest hair alone.
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zevran aranai, age twelve
master of innuendo
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Private
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Re: Private
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Re: Private
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Re: Private
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From one to ten.
With no detail?
Meant to derail.
No discussion will come -
Only division -
But then perhaps
That was your mission.
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[ The preening is audible. And ridiculous. He's a wiry runt who's nearly as much scar as skin, and he knows it, but hi, how you doin'. ]
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[ He knows who Varric is. He's from Kirkwall. He's being a brat, that's all. ]
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Not Here.
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Action! Because let's say that he's on Gavin Duty because that's hilarious
I've never met a dwarf I didn't like.
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Yeah? That so? You ever met the Carta?
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+ Varric Approves
Re: + Varric Approves
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My apologies if you expected something more exciting.
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Dwarves... I've always been fond of them. But should I be referring to dwarves from this world or the ones I know of back homes? [They're not too different, but still. It may make the difference of a point or so, who knows?]
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[ The quote marks are audible. You're all demons to him. Which hopefully also answers the dwarf question. ]
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Dax?
[ the fuck u doin ]
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[ He's not doing anything!!! ]
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[angry silence]
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All other stupid mages - 1.
Dwarves - 10.
Varric - 15.
Templars - ... Hard 3.
Red Templars - Negative 1000.
Qunari - 1.
Tal Vashoth - 15 plus.
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Dwarves: 9.
Wardens: 0!!!