Edgard (
muckspout) wrote in
therookery2023-08-31 06:05 pm
Entry tags:
Crystal. Mudman Returns.
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Edgard
RECIPIENT: Everyone
[The crystals erupt with a long uhhhhhh]
's Edgard.
[Oh no what if they don't remember him? Better describe himself.]
'm a man. Orlesian. Bowman?
[Nailed it.]
[Anyway-]
'm back and thought it was the right path, but the ferryman 's not the ferryman and maybe it's not the right place? Riftwatch? Might be lost?
[Anyone out there?]

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Completely?
[Panic begins to rise.]
Everyone alright?
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not here
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HAHA
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No. The real Edgard knew the way here.
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Have a yellow scarf you gave me and--
[What's something that will really prove it. Something emotional. Something traumatic.]
once helped you shave your mustache for a good cause.
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irl giggling
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The hell have you been up to?
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'm back! I think. Was on assignment in Orlais. [it's not important]
What about you?
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Oh, you know. Fighting an ancient dragon underground. Breaking the laws of the space-time continuum.
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At the same time or?
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's it still in there?
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[Wait a second.]
Who is this?
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Oh, good! Someone new to practice my Orlesian with. What dialect do you speak?
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See--thing is...don't really speak it anymore? Kinda confusing. Gave it up..sort of.
[But he still has opinions.]
Only dialect worth knowing is the one the common folk speak.
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You gave it up?
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[Has anyone else actually said that yet?]
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Thank you!
[said very warmly.]
How's your--uh--face?
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What? No jokes? No buckets of water?
[A noise while Edgard looks behind him, certain Barrow's about to push him in. Then a cautious..]
Thanks. Nice to be back? Once I get there..
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If you like, I can come toss you in the harbor?
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