Xiomara Asaaranda Novoa (
biggame) wrote in
therookery2023-03-01 05:26 pm
Entry tags:
crystal | psa
FORM: Crystal of Sending
SENDER: Xiomara
RECIPIENT: All
NOTES: No OOC character intros we die like men. (Cw vague threats of animals eating pets.)
I have—
[ I have echoes oddly in the background. Other people's crystals. ]
That is not what I sound like. That isn't—put it away. That's awful. Is that what I sound like?
[ All of this also echoes, so close together that it’s more a disconcerting acoustic largeness than a proper cave-like echo. ]
Go away. Or I'll go away.
[ She is going away, leaving her companions and their crystals behind. ]
I have an announcement, Riftwatch. I have just arrived and my bear, [ just in time for Chantry visits, ] is in your garden. The little one with the three trees. It's only until I find somewhere else for him to stay, but for now: beware of bear.
He should be nice as long as you do not surprise him. And if you carry something in your pockets to toss him if he needs a distraction, that is not a bad idea. He likes sugar and lizards.
He might also like snack-sized dogs. I don’t know. I haven’t tried. But if you like yours I would not take them there right now, to be safe.
That's all! Now someone tell me if this worked.

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[ Neatly. It is awesome. ]
His name is Caballero.
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And he's really a lovely bear, everyone. If anyone tries to fight him or evict him we'll be extremely cross. Or if anyone gives him anything sticky to eat, that would be almost as bad.
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The grape jam day.
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The grape jam day.
Also, that time he misjudged the structural integrity of that bee tree.
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Is this his area of concern, from a security standpoint? Can it be, if not? ]
How did he take to the ferry?
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[ Assessing His Options. ]
He's tame, then? The bear.
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→ action.
ACTION!
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[ The bear. Obviously. ]
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I used to feed him with a bottle.
[ Way cooler. Nailed it. ]
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[ To be fair, it wasn't her mom, though.
But seriously, what's the point in having a pet bear if you're not going to slap some custom armor on him and send him off to slaughter your enemies? ]
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SHE'S GOING PRIVATE
obvs also private by default now
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(Hello?)
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[ with the distinct air of someone delighted to be asked, actually, ]
am Xiomara Asaaranda Novoa, Lord of Fortune. Who are you?
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[ With the distinct air of one who's flustered to be asked. ]
Where's Fortune? I've never heard of that.
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[ Delivered with as much authority as if he'd told her so himself. ]
No, he won't tangle with it. I keep him too well fed for him to want to fight anything his own size for a bite. But he won't want to play, either. And if it scares him—
[ Air sucked through her teeth. ]
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How is it that, ah, there is a bear?
hi sorry I missed this in all the other tags somehow!!!
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