therookery | REPORT: We Stole a Zoo: Team Heel Edition

SUBJECT: We Stole a Zoo: Team Heel
PARTICIPANTS: Astarion, Abby, Edgard
CLASSIFICATION: public...ish, definitely left out in the open on Flint's desk but not intended for general reading; sneakwork is sacred
DATE FILED: le now
STATUS: complete
SUMMARY: disguised as Venatori, Abby, Astarion and Edgard were sent to ~~steal~~ borrow Andreuola Accottanto's collection of Fade-touched animals. Astarion also happened to unintentionally steal one when he feigned murdering a Fade-touched wolf (via cutting his own hand and dousing the bloody marks in spare fur) and chased it off to save face. Because he felt bad. Look. Don't look at him, he was a caged thing once, too.

Issues, man.

Otherwise the mission went according to chaotic plan, and all the little ones made it safely into team Hero's arms.

REPORT:

Dearest Commander Flint,

As a follow up to our most recent mission, you should know that everything went beautifully.

And by beautifully I mean it was a nightmare of fur, Fade-magic, and chasing down animals that could do infinitely more than the rest of us. Thankfully we persevered (you're welcome) and the little beasts were spirited away to our contacts without any further trouble to speak of. No one knew who was really responsible for what happened, and I do hope it stays that way. Eternally.

In fact you should probably burn this letter or something after you've read it.

I should mention that an appropriately bloody mess was left at the scene of the crime to incite our dear lord. The offending beast managed to escape unfortunately, but I’m sure it won’t have gotten far. Nothing to be worried about.

Or look into.

Yours,
-Astarion

NEXT STEPS: Riftwatch has a new wolf and two and two might very easily be put together, but otherwise everything else seems v tidy!

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