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Bastien ([personal profile] cozen) wrote in [community profile] therookery2022-02-01 09:39 am

crystal.


FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Bastien
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Nonsense. If your characters will not say anything but are obviously/observably involved with people, please feel even more encouraged than normal to "not here" reply with the deets for everyone's gossip-gathering purposes.


Bonjour, mes amis.

[ Faintly sing-song, but in a drawling and subdued way. It doesn't do to sound too chipper and excited about asking people semi-invasive questions. ]

I have been talking to the Seneschal, and we thought—well, it's possible we might need a fraternization policy. Or a record, at least, in case it becomes a problem later. And to decide whether that is necessary: information about fraternization.

[ It's obvious from his voice that he's pleased that that rhymes. ]

So who is together? Or involved, if together is a scary word.

Please feel very free to rat out your bashful friends.

[ As an afterthought, ]

If you have opinions about the policy or record part, I will take those, too.

bouchonne: (delighted)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-02-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I love it. You've sought out so many truths!
fairforce: (48)

[personal profile] fairforce 2022-02-05 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're making fun of me.
bouchonne: (arch)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-02-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm actually not.

[ He's actually not. ]
fairforce: (37)

[personal profile] fairforce 2022-02-06 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you aren't, because it would be very cruel if you were. It's just that I learnt a great deal about animals first, when I was small. And even after that when I was home for visits, I helped out--and I've always liked learning new things.
bouchonne: (delighted!!)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2022-02-07 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I said I'm not! We like learning new things, too.
fairforce: (22)

[personal profile] fairforce 2022-02-08 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Thus this inquiry, I suppose.

I have given coffee to a cow, medicinally. I only wish the milk had some taste of coffee to it. Coffee with the cream already in it would be a true innovation.
fairforce: (18)

[personal profile] fairforce 2022-02-13 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes, they were the neighbors.

By which I mean, my father is a country lord and he likes to be involved, so I've had some practical experience by proximity. I suppose I've been making myself sound like a proper farmer but I do like cows. They're very straightforward and uncomplicated once you get to understanding them.