crystal.

[cozen]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Bastien
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Nonsense. If your characters will not say anything but are obviously/observably involved with people, please feel even more encouraged than normal to "not here" reply with the deets for everyone's gossip-gathering purposes.

Bonjour, mes amis.

[ Faintly sing-song, but in a drawling and subdued way. It doesn't do to sound too chipper and excited about asking people semi-invasive questions. ]

I have been talking to the Seneschal, and we thought—well, it's possible we might need a fraternization policy. Or a record, at least, in case it becomes a problem later. And to decide whether that is necessary: information about fraternization.

[ It's obvious from his voice that he's pleased that that rhymes. ]

So who is together? Or involved, if together is a scary word.

Please feel very free to rat out your bashful friends.

[ As an afterthought, ]

If you have opinions about the policy or record part, I will take those, too.

Comments

[armd]

If you give him two sovereigns for that, you're an idiot.

[illithidnapped]

Services rendered, darling. It's hardly my fault you can't keep your affairs secret.

Or your longing, for that matter.

[armd]

All I'm longing for is for you to try saying this to my face.

(See what happens, bat.)

[illithidnapped]

Darling, if you're so desperate to have someone else recount all the sordid details of your love life directly into those precious little ears of yours...

Well.

We might just have to have a conversation about kinks.

[armd]

(Ha ha yeah great, she's embarrassed in front of him yet again and this time it's in public! That's fine.

With genuine anger:) Fuck off.

[cozen]

If I give him two sovereigns for that, I am a man who keeps my word.

And who needs to be more specific about the conditions next time.

[armd]

(She's training a dog currently, and so:) You're not supposed to reward bad behaviour.

[cozen]

J'sais pas. It's not so bad. Did you not laugh? Not even once?

[armd]

(Maybe once.) No.

It's childish.