I've heard that you're heathens, that you're cultists, that you all engage in blood magic rituals, that you eat only rats, that you're working against Corypheus because you plan to raise a figure who wants to take over Thedas and rule--which is also why you broke from the Inquisition--that you were all visited by Andraste herself in a dream and were summoned to Kirkwall, that you're harboring the reincarnation of the Herald, that Rifters are demons and you're all in their thrall, that Rifters aren't demons but they've enchanted all of you like a demon would, that you plan to raise your own army, that you house criminals and thieves and pirates solely so that they can plunder gold under your banner, that you have the Viscount in your pocket, that the Viscount is a demon that has you all under his thrall, that you're running an unsanctioned Circle, that you split from the Inquisition because your mission is holier.... Should I keep going?
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All right. And remember: you asked.
I've heard that you're heathens, that you're cultists, that you all engage in blood magic rituals, that you eat only rats, that you're working against Corypheus because you plan to raise a figure who wants to take over Thedas and rule--which is also why you broke from the Inquisition--that you were all visited by Andraste herself in a dream and were summoned to Kirkwall, that you're harboring the reincarnation of the Herald, that Rifters are demons and you're all in their thrall, that Rifters aren't demons but they've enchanted all of you like a demon would, that you plan to raise your own army, that you house criminals and thieves and pirates solely so that they can plunder gold under your banner, that you have the Viscount in your pocket, that the Viscount is a demon that has you all under his thrall, that you're running an unsanctioned Circle, that you split from the Inquisition because your mission is holier.... Should I keep going?