Crystal, Post-Dream But With Booze

[noonrodeon]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Noon
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: Post Dream, with booze, action spam if u like we're doin' it cheap and easy

Right, seein' as there's a general air about the place, I'm doin' my duty.

There's ale and beer in the mess hall, enough to get the lot of you drunk. Come and sort your shit out or come and get drunk. Don't much care which, but keep it peaceable if you please. And mind none of you clever ghosts make off with all of it.

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action, ota;

[extortionate]

And she had, [ Lazar gestures with the tankard. He is not drunk. He has, however, been describing an imaginary woman for the past ten minutes straight — ] Eyes like sapphires.

[noonrodeon]

Friend, you haven't even got down past her chin yet.

[ Noon is likewise not drunk, but very much egging on this description of a probably imaginary woman. ] It'll be dawn twice over before you get around to the curve of her clavicle.

[extortionate]

[ He's right, of course. But it takes a moment, to compose an appropriately poetic summary: ]

Tits out to here.

[noonrodeon]

Lucky man, you! Soft as silk and goosedown too?

[extortionate]

You ever seen a goose?