crystal

[bouchonne]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Byerly
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: None

[ The tone here is quite amused, even if the topic is not particularly...amusing. ]

So, now that we've all woken up, I'm sure there's just one question on everyone's mind. What are we going to do with all you naughty little boys and girls who are dreaming about joining the Venatori?

Comments

[keenly]

Did dreaming about losing an eye mean you secretly wanted to do it?

[bouchonne]

Of course. Did you see how dashing and mysterious I looked?

[keenly]

I did notice. Still.

[bouchonne]

So there you are. I have a deep desire for a heroic injury.

[keenly]

[Airily:] Then I suppose I dreamed of being captured and enslaved because it's my deepest desire.

[bouchonne]

Kinky.

[keenly]

...Well. Maybe. But the dream took it wayyyyyyyyy too far.

[bouchonne]

What, really?

[keenly]

Yes. Way too far. Otherwise I wouldn't've needed to be rescued.

[bouchonne]

That's not what I'm asking about.

[keenly]

[A sigh.]

Not over the crystals.

[bouchonne]

Then when.

[keenly]

...You really want to hear about this kind of thing?

[bouchonne]

Of course!

[keenly]

Fine. After I get off work.

[bouchonne]

I'll be waiting.