scavenger hunt | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: Yall
NOTES: There will be prizes

What is Satinalia, but the most special time of year? One in which we acquire things?

Special Acquisitions needs your help. Anyone who returns with items from the following list will be handsomely rewarded:

The mask of a Division Head.

A bottled ghost.

Every knife in the Gallows.

A spoiled orgy.

Eels.

The shadow of a doubt.

I will direct you to their delivery. Riftwatch thanks you for your swift attention to this task — and for the vital work you do here every day.

Comments

[okayimin]

Oi, leave the eels in the kitchen alone! They're for tomorrow.

[wythersake]

Sister, please, I must do my work.

[okayimin]

So get your own eels.

[wythersake]

Hence this little announcement.

[okayimin]

[ The most indignant little huff, but... ]

If they can't find any, I'll split mine with you.

[wythersake]

In the spirit of generosity, I'll split the reward.

[bouchonne]

[ Delightful. ]

Stop this tomfoolery at once.

[windyvoice]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, boss. Where are you?

[wythersake]

Jenny Lou, that is no way to address royalty.

[windyvoice]

No gods, no kings.

[bouchonne]

He's quite right. Address me properly.

[windyvoice]

How was that again.

[bouchonne]

My Lord Ambassador.

[windyvoice]

My dearest Lord Ambassador. Where you at?

[windyvoice]

Skulls count as ghosts if they talk, right.

[wythersake]

The more pertinent question may be whether they are bottled, or jarred.

[windyvoice]

They're definitely bottled.

[wythersake]

I understand the head in question to disagree.

[windyvoice]

The difference between bottled and jarred is razor thin, ya know. Nuance down to the microscopic level.

[wythersake]

Then it should be no trouble for you to convince him of it.

[windyvoice]

That'd be the shadow of doubt.

[exequy]

What is the reward?

[wythersake]

Which are you returning?

[exequy]

A spoiled orgy or a bottled ghost. Maybe.

[deceivingly]

I will have the shadow. Mm, [a noise of musing, before she adds,] maybe the mask. It is so hard to tell who people are when they are wearing masks, how will I know that they are Division Heads? Maybe I will bring every mask that I find.