Crystal

[windyvoice]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: All you crash queens and motor babies
NOTES: Content warnings, OOC notes, links to other relevant posts, etc.

Weird request, but anybody got a spare sword and some spare time to kick my ass until I remember how to like use one. I know I'll need to figure out the magic thing on my own, but the sword thing is kinda a two person learning process, ya know.

Comments

[bouchonne]

What a dreadful way to fill your time.

[windyvoice]

I think it's supposed to build character.

[bouchonne]

You already have far too much of that.

[windyvoice]

I need more so I can be more powerfu.

[bouchonne]

Power just leads to tyranny.

[windyvoice]

Gonna be the tyrant of character.

[bouchonne]

You're already a bit of a tyrant, honestly.

[windyvoice]

Rude, I am a delight.

[bouchonne]

In my experience, those who must call themselves delightful often aren't.

[sulahnan]

I can make time for that.

[windyvoice]

Thanks, I need it like crazy.

[sulahnan]

I don't usually fight with a sword but I'm passable with one, or we can do daggers and unarmed drills, whichever you wanna do. When ya thinking? Mornings, evenings?

[windyvoice]

Probably start with the unarmed. My balance is fucked up, I'm not actually looking to lop my own arm off here.

[sulahnan]

Sounds good, I can help with the balance, too.

[windyvoice]

Awesome. Getting tired of tripping over my own feet.

[sulahnan]

Heh, right.

[ A pause, heavy with expectation. ]

Ssssoooo, mornings? Evenings? Random intervals?

[windyvoice]

Ugh, make me stick to my resolutions why don't you.

Mornings work for you?

[indissection]

Might I watch? Perhaps I will learn something.

[windyvoice]

Sure, it'll help with the motivation to not slack off.

You could join in too, if you want.

[indissection]

Oh, my dear, I have absolutely no idea how to use a sword. I'm more likely to hurt myself than bring you any benefit whatsoever.

[windyvoice]

Honestly, I was thinking it could be for your benefit than mine. Unless you learn by watching, then like go for it. I still need to get my ass handed to me a few times.

[indissection]

Do you think you might be able to teach me something? Other than "hold the blade and hope they run into you", of course.

[windyvoice]

We can give it a shot, yeah. I don't know a whole lot myself, but I can teach you how to hit somebody without hurting yourself.

[indissection]

That sounds far better than what I have been doing thus far, I assure you.

[windyvoice]

I can definitely help you with that, then. Like even if you don't ever need to actually punch somebody? It helps sometimes to just know.